Alex CohenCurator

@noobslayer

Competitive in everything, good at nothing.

@noobslayerreviewedBioShock Infinite★★★★★★★★★★

Finished it out of obligation. Wouldn't recommend.

@noobslayerreviewedTomb Raider★★★★★★★★★★

Not broken, just hollow.

@noobslayerreviewedDiablo II★★★★★★★★★★

Kept me busy without ever fully winning me over.

@noobslayerreviewedHorizon Zero Dawn★★★★★★★★★★

I see what they were going for. They didn't quite get there.

@noobslayerreviewedBattlefield 3★★★★★★★★★★

Interesting on paper. In practice, a slog.

@noobslayerreviewedDragon Age: Origins★★★★★★★★★★

The opening hours fooled me into thinking this was something special.

@noobslayerreviewedA Plague Tale: Innocence★★★★★★★★★★

Enjoyable but forgettable. On to the next.